The Bart Simpson

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  • 1 /2 oz Crown Royal
  • 1/2 oz Amaretto
  • 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
  • Splash cranberry juice

Chill and serve in large shot glass.

Colorado Slush

Courtesy of Katherine Fettig Trusty from Fettig’s Favorite 1,227 Foods Cookbook

I have never heard of this one but given its name, I had to share with you!

  • 1 can apricot nectar
  • 1 can pineapple juice
  • 1 – 6 oz can, frozen, orange juice
  • 1 – 6 oz can, frozen, lemonade
  • 3/4 cup Absolut Vodka
  • 1 pt brandy
  • 7-Up

Combine above ingredients, except 7-Up, in an empty ice cream pail. Freeze for at least one day prior to serving. To serve, fill glass 1/3 full with frozen mixture, pour 7-Up to fill glass and stir.

Mai Tai

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  • 1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger spiced rum
  • 1 /2 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger coconut-flavored rum
  • 1 teaspoon grenadine syrup
  • 3 fluid ounces pineapple juice
  • 2 fluid ounces orange juice 1 cup ice cubes Recipe

In a cocktail mixer full of ice, combine the spiced rum, coconut rum, grenadine, pineapple juice and orange juice. Shake vigorously and strain into glass full of ice.

Salty Dog

  • 1 shot of Absolut Vodka
  • 1 glass of ice
  • Fill with grapefruit juice

I think this is the very first “skinny girl” drink I was ever introduced to many, many years ago. I had a friend who was dieting and when we went out, she always ordered this drink. It isn’t too bad either!

3-Mile Long Island Iced Tea

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  • 1 /2 oz Gin
  • 1/2 oz Light rum
  • 1/2 oz Tequila
  • 1/2 oz Triple sec
  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • Coca-Cola
  • Sweet and sour
  • 1-2 dash Bitters
  • 1 wedge Lemon

Fill 14 oz glass with ice and alcohol. Fill 2/3 glass with cola and remainder with sweet & sour. Top with dash of bitters and lemon wedge. 

Electric Lemonade

  • 1 shot of Absolut Vodka
  • 1 glass of ice
  • Fill with Lemonade

Green Island

  • 1 shot of Apple Vodka
  • 1 shot of Regular Vodka
  • 2 Tbs Sweet & Sour
  • Apple Juice

Put ice and all of the ingredients in a shaker except for the Apple juice in a shaker. Shake and place it in a long glass. Top off with apple juice.  

Old Fashioned

  • 3 oz bourbon
  • 1 tsp water
  • 1 sugar cube or spoonful of simple syrup
  • 3 dashes bitters
  • Garnish with orange slice and maraschino cherry

Muddle sugar cube, bitters and water at the bottom of a glass. Add bourbon and stir. Garnish.

Black Hawk

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz sloe gin
  • Fruits

Mix bourbon and sloe gin in a glass with ice. Garnish desired fruits.


12 oz = 1 ½ cups

  • 12 oz. can frozen lemonade
  • 12 oz. can frozen orange juice
  • 12 oz. can frozen pineapple juice
  • 3 bananas
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • 1 cup water 3 quarts 7-Up

Mix all frozen juices as directed on cans.  Use 1 cup juice in blender with bananas, liquify, mix back into rest of juice.  Freeze until ready to use (should be slushy).  Add 7-Up when ready to serve.  Float orange slices, lemons and cherries in punch. 

Red Russian

  • 1 ½ oz cinnamon vodka
  • ¾ oz Kahlua
  • ¾ oz cream
  • Maraschino cherries  

Combine the vodka and Kahlua over ice in a glass. Stir. Top off with cream and garnish with cherries.

Rusty Nail

  • 1 ½ oz scotch
  • ½ oz Drambuie
  • Lemon twist  

Pour scotch and Drambuie over ice. Stir. Garnish with a lemon twist.  Add some cinnamon to make it a Rusty Bitch.

Kiss on the Lips


  • 1 shot of Vodka
  • ½ shot of Baileys
  • 2 tsp Sweet & Sour
  • Pineapple Juice

Put all of the ingredients in a shaker except the juice and shake.  Pour into a tall glass and top off with pineapple juice.

Blackberry Gin Fizz

  • 6 oz blackberries
  • 1 Tbs sugar
  • 1 Tbs water
  • 1 Tbs mint, finely chopped
  • 2 Tbs lemon juice
  • 5 oz gin club soda  

Combine the blackberries, sugar, and water in a saucepan and cook on medium heat. Mash the berries with a fork to puree. Strain the liquid into a bowl and let chill in the fridge for 15 minutes. Fill a shaker with ice and add mint and lemon juice. Pour in the gin and the puree mixture. Shake well and pour into two tumbler glasses. Top off with club soda.  

Colorado Bulldog

Yummy drink straight from the folks right here in Colorado!

In a tall glass of ice, combine 1 shot of Absolut Vodka and 1 shot of Kahlua. Add Coke and milk to taste (a little heavier on the milk than the Coke). Word of caution though, this drink is very tasty and it is really easy to drink more than you mean to quickly. Be safe, drink up and enjoy!

My Favorite Bloody Mary

In a tall glass of ice, add 1 shot of Absolut Vodka, V-8 juice almost to the top leaving room for a splash of lemon juice, Worcestershire, and tabasco sauce to level of desired spiciness.  Garnish with celery, green olives, and a lemon or lime wedge.  Very tasty!